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Sabrina FactsSabrina aka Natsume is from Pokémon, © and TM 1996 2009 Nintendo / Game Freak / The Pokémon Company / S. Tajiri / K. Sugimori.
The following is a list of jokes/facts about the Gym Leader Sabrina, done in the style of Chuck Norris facts. This list will be continuously (or at least repeatedly) updated.
1. Sabrina does not really float. The ground simply backs away from her in fear.
2. Sabrina does not really bend spoons with telekinesis. They bend themselves out of fear.
3. Sabrina does not read books. She reads their minds until she gets the information she needs.
4. There is no theory of evolution; just a list of Pokémon Sabrina lets live.
5. There are no gays - only men who have never seen Sabrina.
6. One time, Sabrina and a man were having sex in a car, when one of her egg cells got into the gas tank. That car is now the Bugatti Veyron.
7. Sabrina was fired from the Psychic Hotline for always predicting pain.&
Parenting for Sex AddictsThe half-day.
We are not those folks that need an occasion to try. And that’s what they call it, too. Trying. As if the very idea of it is taxing. It’s not taxing and we are not those people.
No. We do not go by some magical calendar. Schedules aren’t really our thing in general. That’d be too organized. Too stuffy. Too… I don’t know… too planned. And we’re not the type of people whom plan.
If we could—plan—our lives would be much different. I think. It’s hard to say because this is how we’ve always been.
Our very togetherness is a result of impulse. I’m almost certain that the amount of time it took us to decide to move in together was significantly shorter than the amount of time it took us to remember each other’s names. We might have had our first conversation moments after that first… what I mean to say is we didn’t plan. Because planning would have been much t
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